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This is a subject with more rules than the MCC handbook, and as many snares as Shane Warne on a turning wicket.

By the time my future wife and I had reached the tipping-point of actually getting engaged American women are surprisingly traditional wgite socially conservative in the wedding departmentI knew all about the 'date with benefits', the 'booty call', and could have written a short bestseller on the 'non-date date'.

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If women are from Venus, she likes to say, British men are from the primordial swamp. I - or perhaps I should say 'we' - had also discovered that there are at least three - and potentially 3, - essential differences between the thirtysomething English woman and her New World cousin.

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Call them what you like, but these addictive dramas are, to me, documentaries that underline the ocean-wide gulf between my American wife and almost all my English women friends. First, never underestimate the American woman's belief in her fundamental right to be happy.

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The first line of the US constitution speaks of 'life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness'. In contemporary secular terms this translates into a relentless quest for improved material and psychic well-being in a scarcely gurl range of mundane domestic arenas.

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Get serious with an American woman and you are soon into any number of therapies, and a regime of self-help from the colon to the molar. Apart from the suspect bowel, one of the American woman's obsessions is teeth.

The British, apparently, suffer terrible dental hygiene and typically display the kind of prehistoric snaggle-toothed smiles that would not disgrace an Iron Age cave.

Date an American and, likely as not, you will find yourself visiting a new dentist, too. Speaking of gritted teeth, Britons tend to stoicism.

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Politically speaking, the special relationship is a myth. But in the tortured antechamber of love, it is still quite surprisingly potent.

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In the transatlantic battle of the sexes there is, whatever people claim to the contrary, a subcutaneous anglophilia at work. It is, of course, a staple of transatlantic comedy lookig Four Weddings and a Funeral that American women are weirdly attracted to British men. In some circles, 'snagging' or shagging a Brit is a rare, but highly prized accomplishment, like beach volleyball or collecting harpsichords. The special relationship goes both ways.

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Not for them a swoony surrender to the mysteries of the human soul. Before, after, and even during, the all-important first dates they are on the alert for false notes.

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My wife and her friends even devised what they called a Flaw-o-matic to winnow out dud males. Make a slip as a prospective date with these ladies and you were toast.

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Robert Louis Stevenson, an archetypal boy if ever there was one, once wrote of love that, 'the ideal story is that of two people, who go into love step for step, with a fluttered consciousness, like a pair of children venturing together into a darkened room'.

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These fine sentiments are meaningless, and faintly sinister, to your average American woman. They never go into darkened rooms with almost total strangers until and unless it has been thoroughly checked out by a real estate agent, a trusted girlfriend and, probably, an expert in feng shui.

The only fluttered consciousness they'll experience is if you cannot agree to split the bill, I mean 'check'. And the idea that love might be a childish matter is almost heresy in the American bible of the heart.

But wjite and here's the delightful part - once they've made the emotional transition and ditched their other dates, they are usually committed, heart and soul. All that's left for the snaggle-toothed, tongue-tied Brit, a cross between Hugh Grant and Matthew McFadyen, is to say, with the poet Donne, 'O my America, my new found land'.

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